Tom Cruise + Steve Carell Totally Looks Like Jason Schwartzman

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Tom Cruise + Steve Carell Totally Looks Like Jason Schwartzman
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Tom Cruise + Steve Carell Totally Looks Like Jason Schwartzman

So, that makes Schwartzman a Scientologist with incredible comedy chops? IMPOSSIBLE!

Jenna Rose Totally Looks Like Screech

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Jenna Rose Totally Looks Like Screech
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Jenna Rose Totally Looks Like Screech (Dustin Diamond)

Not knowing who Jenna Rose was, I Googled her and learned she sings a song called "My Jeans." Not knowing who Dustin Diamond was, I Googled him and learned that he is some dude who lost his house and asked people to just, like, give him money? Nothing but the "A-List" here, kids.

Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter

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Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter
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Russell Brand Totally Looks Like The Mad Hatter

Your options are:

A) A tea party with Russell Brand B) A tea party with an illustration of a fictional character C) A Tea Party rally protesting... well... everything

The only acceptable answers are B and C.

Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

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Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
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Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson

This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!

Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King

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Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King
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Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)

One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.