Six Flags Guy Totally Looks Like Geoffrey Rush
Was there a sale on bald caps that no one told me about?! Why do I always miss out? It's OK, 'cuz Geoffrey missed out on the Oscar, so we'll call it even.
Christian Bale Totally Looks Like Jesus
Batman is Jesus. Your argument is invalid.
Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)
One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.
Young Vladimir Putin Totally Looks Like Macaulay Culkin
Nicolas Cage Totally Looks Like MadTV's Stuart Larkin