The Situation Totally Looks Like Walton Mattau
You can almost picture it now: "Jersey Shore 2060: Grumpier Old Guidos."
Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto
When in the process of human cultural evolution did we decide that men wearing eyeliner, over-the-top hand ornaments, and ugly side-parted black hairstyles was okay? I DO NOT APPROVE.