Scumbag Steve Totally Looks Like Fred Durst
It was recently revealed that "Scumbag Steve" is not actually a scumbag at all. Meanwhile, absolutely nothing similar has been revealed about the Limp Bizkit frontman.
John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!
Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy
FOREVER A TRAIN! Wait a minute... if this train dude is on a show called "Thomas and Friends," then how can he be FOREVER ALONE?! That train is a liar, and his deceitful behavior will eventually destroy his relationships. Then, and only then, will he be FOREVER ALONE/TRAIN!