Pyramid on Back of $1 bill Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
This is because $1 bills are worthless. I only run with people who pay for everything, even a Tootsie Roll, with $100 bills. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY!
Mark Twain Totally Looks Like Jessi Slaughter's Dad
I never liked the character of Huck Finn. He was too much of a rabble-rouser for my tastes. A little smarmy prankster. He "don goofed," if you will. Had I been around in his time, I would have sent the Cyber Police after him.
Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy
FOREVER A TRAIN! Wait a minute... if this train dude is on a show called "Thomas and Friends," then how can he be FOREVER ALONE?! That train is a liar, and his deceitful behavior will eventually destroy his relationships. Then, and only then, will he be FOREVER ALONE/TRAIN!