Scumbag Steve Totally Looks Like Fred Durst
It was recently revealed that "Scumbag Steve" is not actually a scumbag at all. Meanwhile, absolutely nothing similar has been revealed about the Limp Bizkit frontman.
Mikey Way Totally Looks Like "My Hair Is a Bird" (Nicholas Cage)
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? A remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" starring Nicholas Cage with an original soundtrack by My Chemical Romance? You weren't thinking it before, but you are now!
John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!