Patrick Star Totally Looks Like LOLface
It makes a certain kind of sense, because, after all, who makes us LOL more than Patrick Star?!
John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!
Mark Twain Totally Looks Like Jessi Slaughter's Dad
I never liked the character of Huck Finn. He was too much of a rabble-rouser for my tastes. A little smarmy prankster. He "don goofed," if you will. Had I been around in his time, I would have sent the Cyber Police after him.
Xena Warrior Princess (Lucy Lawless) Totally Looks Like Insanity Wolf
In a battle to the death, who wins? My money is on Xena: Warrior Princess because I feel like nothing beats a woman during a raging period... of physical and emotional distress.