John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

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John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
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John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!

Moar Forever Alone Guy over here!

This Dock Pole Totally Looks Like LOL Guy

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This Dock Pole Totally Looks Like LOL Guy
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This Dock Pole Totally Looks Like LOL Guy

LOLing on the dock of the bay Laughing awaaaaayyyyy all of my rage

LOL even more over at Rage Comics!

Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy

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Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy
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Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy

FOREVER A TRAIN! Wait a minute... if this train dude is on a show called "Thomas and Friends," then how can he be FOREVER ALONE?! That train is a liar, and his deceitful behavior will eventually destroy his relationships. Then, and only then, will he be FOREVER ALONE/TRAIN!

This Guy Totally Looks Like Me Gusta

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This Guy Totally Looks Like Me Gusta
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This Guy Totally Looks Like Me Gusta

ME GUSTSA bitter beer face! Except, no... that's a lie. It isn't attractive at all.