Patrick Star Totally Looks Like LOLface
It makes a certain kind of sense, because, after all, who makes us LOL more than Patrick Star?!
Jim Varney Totally Looks Like Troll Face
TANGENT ALERT: Along with Bigfoot from "Harry and the Hendersons," the troll from "Ernest Scared Stupid" was the most terrifying creature to me as a child. See, I kinda tied it all together, right?
Xena Warrior Princess (Lucy Lawless) Totally Looks Like Insanity Wolf
In a battle to the death, who wins? My money is on Xena: Warrior Princess because I feel like nothing beats a woman during a raging period... of physical and emotional distress.