John Boehner Totally Looks Like An Orange M&M
Boehner: He melts in your mouth and not in your hand.
GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!