This Kitteh Totally Looks Like Gene Simmons
S.B.C.S. = Kittehs In Satan's Basement Cat's Service
Cat T-Shirt Totally Looks Like Puma T-Shirt
Don't even get me started on that cat! He's all "OMG, I'm a black cat who likes to shed, so I am gonna go lie down like puma on this dude's freshly-laundered white shirt and FUR IT UP!" No cheezburgers for you, kitteh!