Gary Spivey, Medium Totally Looks Like Limecat, a Lolcat
In all your life, did you ever think that a cat with a lime on its head would look less weird than the thing you're comparing it to?
Cat T-Shirt Totally Looks Like Puma T-Shirt
Don't even get me started on that cat! He's all "OMG, I'm a black cat who likes to shed, so I am gonna go lie down like puma on this dude's freshly-laundered white shirt and FUR IT UP!" No cheezburgers for you, kitteh!