Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran
Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!
Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby
The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"
Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes
OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."