Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

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Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes
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Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."

Kathryn Bigelow Totally Looks Like Kate Middleton

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Kathryn Bigelow Totally Looks Like Kate Middleton
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Kathryn Bigelow Totally Looks Like Kate Middleton

One married a world-renowned director and the other married a prince. Why is it that all I have to show for my love life is a strange, untreatable rash?!

Nicholas II of Russia Totally Looks Like George V of the United Kingdom

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Nicholas II of Russia Totally Looks Like George V of the United Kingdom
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Nicholas II of Russia Totally Looks Like George V of the United Kingdom

AWWWWWW YEAH! History just got INTERESTING! Oh, no, wait... It didn't. Sorry.

Young Harry Potter Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran

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Young Harry Potter Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran
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Young Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) Totally Looks Like Dylan Moran

Once, while traveling in London, I stopped in a little bookstore called Black Books. A surly Irish man with a cigarette dangling from his wine-stained lips screamed at me to leave before I was able to pick up a copy of "Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows." Just as well, because I don't even know how to read!