Kathryn Bigelow Totally Looks Like Kate Middleton
One married a world-renowned director and the other married a prince. Why is it that all I have to show for my love life is a strange, untreatable rash?!
This Guy From "The 1940s House" Totally Looks Like A Senegal Parrot
High fashion often takes cues from the animal kingdom. Please see many designs by Roberto Cavalli, Lady Gaga's Kermit dress, Lady Gaga's meat dress, and Anna Wintour's face (which totally looks like, and may very well be, over-processed albino seal hide).
Prince Charles Totally Looks Like Dobby
The obvious thing to do would be to make an inbreeding joke. But ya'll didn't care for it the last time I did it. But c'mon! It's so easy! FINE! Instead I will just say, "Prince Charles and Camilla, what a pair they make! A house elf and a horse, isn't it great?!"