William of Ockham Totally Looks Like Jennifer Lopez
And that's what marrying
Skeletor Marc Anthony will do to a woman.
Christina Aguilera Totally Looks Like Cyndi Lauper
No disrespect to either (former) pop sensation, but in these photos they both totally look like something you can buy and inflate for $99.99 at your local adult entertainment store. Not that I would know the price of such things...