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And say something pretty relevant about the importance of maintaing yourself during formal events.

NO, I Will Not Be Refused Appletinis

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So don't even try. I know my rights. It's Monday morning and I am an American.

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The enthusastic writer of many Craigslist Missed Connections, I'm sure.

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