He just applied for a U.S. Passport.

Pops up during random intervals to bomb photos with amazing precision.

I mean look at those thumbs, they are great I'd be happy too, Mr. Glasses.

It's strange how cameras can capture a moment in time from across different dimensions. Effectively showing how you will change as you grow old in one quick shot

Hey, I got your smile right here. - Uncle Touchy

And say something pretty relevant about the importance of maintaing yourself during formal events.

So don't even try. I know my rights. It's Monday morning and I am an American.