Cue bucket o' corn dog felatio jokes.

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But not out of soda. And that is the important thing.

Because, I'm loving it.

And now it's magnetically locked my jaw in a strange pose for all to see.

Between Ronald McDonald, and Baldsy, I'm having trouble drumming up courage to get my Mac Attack.

It's almost like his jaw bone receded, perhaps that why the other two people in the photo are extremely into acting diverted.