Obviously this boy didn't start his day with a wholesome breakfast.
Cue bucket o' corn dog felatio jokes.
It's almost like his jaw bone receded, perhaps that why the other two people in the photo are extremely into acting diverted.
Now you're caught on camera and I'm going to take you to baby court!
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