Whoops, I meant yawn attack.

How did you see the inevitable horror that will encroach us all, Helen?! (Not sure if that's her real name but thats how it was submitted to moi)

I was about to get harmed in some sort of weird Thunderdome complex, but then a picture was taken and I ended up here, in formal clothes.

You can quote me that Half-Shirts will be making a come back.

That was a really bad play, but really with stare like that how can the players even stay focused.

I understand you are using one of the world's smallest phones, but I have a reason for my interderption.

When in Rome...