Cupid smiles upon your canoodling.

With crossed eyes like that you'll double your chances of not being Forever Alone!

Or maybe blue dresses just get him sick...

In this post-Halloween season, it's a good look. You know, that ghoulish glare, and pasty white skin.

These two shas be taken for my wicked brethren!

And now my jaw won't close and I'm stuck using this keyboard as my only method of communication with the outside world.

Unless you are trying to expose certain assets... then by all means continue.