You'll continue to stare at chicks.

By job, I mean the extremely attractive woman that is bending over in front of him, as he is unemployed. Due to his lack of attention on his construction work.

I guess there's really only one sucker in this photo.

And now my jaw won't close and I'm stuck using this keyboard as my only method of communication with the outside world.

Capture the lens flare quite strangely.