Please... please, yes, I'm sure you're keys are somewhere over there.
Come on baby, kick them daisies.
He may be scrunching his face on his own, but I'm betting that there is some sort of multi-planar distortion device at work in this picture.
For my beard grants me great powers, but even greater loneliness.
Such a terrific fall, a pity it was obscured by two beauties.
Beauty queens and a DJ who will probably play some DJ Paul upon request. No problems here.
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