Turns out they eat candles (which would explain their internal illumination).
When you realize it's Monday, and you are way too old to be at this party, but way too drunk to go home.
Zero chance getting in between.
Gotta just let one out right quick.
Gumby is looking to sneak across our borders hiding behind hot girls dressed in sombreros.
Similar to a double rainbow.
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