The enthusastic writer of many Craigslist Missed Connections, I'm sure.

THIS FILTER ANGERS HIM... GET HIPSTAMATIC, OR GO BACK TO NORMAL PICTURES!

By job, I mean the extremely attractive woman that is bending over in front of him, as he is unemployed. Due to his lack of attention on his construction work.

Good thing he has his hands on his drums.

And my barbeque tongs!

With untied boots you may trip! Please be careful Miss Watson, I don't want Croc Head to eat you.

I'm glad there is a photo because it definitely will last longer.