the ultimate dad jokes

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To be salty is to be free.

Curious just got curious-er.

Introverts will leave you on read for 3 weeks and reply like no time has passed

Introverts everywhere are dreading wedding season

I don't think I'm the drama...

Imma head out

I'm practicing my 1000 yard gaze for when I get trapped in unwanted conversation with an extrovert

BEWARE: Chit chat is fatal

This is the 33rd weekend in a row that you've told your friends that you're "sick"

Let's face it: Not every tweet is going to be a good one. In fact, we'd argue that most tweets willed into existence should never have been composed at all. Thanks to Elon Musk's cringey quest for what he refers to as “free speech,” there's more stupidity on Twitter than ever before. Not everyone has the immense shame and insecurity that I do - a shame that results in a drafts folder

Wingardium leviosa!

Amusing observations and clever replies

Hilarious patter from Scottish Twitter

For people who like short and sweet humor!