The only adversity to Success is Awkwardness, and only because it's the antimatter of win. Your crush waves at you! Wait, that's not you. Wait, that's not your crush. Wait, you're not wearing pants.
What Socially Awkward Penguin lacks in ability he makes up for in uncomfortability. If you want to see him progress to Round Two, share this post on Facebook to ensure victory! Accidentally leave the HTML in for extra awk-emphasis.
You tried to click those burgers again, didn't you? Awkward.