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ultimatum alternative seal suggestion magical animal double meaning protection - 7000167680
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Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop

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ultimatum door relationship lolwut literalism there's the door double meaning - 6850878720
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I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

get in boat or oar ultimatum else or else homophone - 6687904768
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It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop