ultimatum

ultimatum,alternative,seal,suggestion,magical,animal,double meaning,protection
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Why does the magical seal always suggest bowling as an alternative? Because he's terrified of the club. #groan - Matty Malaprop

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ultimatum,door,relationship,lolwut,literalism,there's the door,double meaning
Via: VectorBelly
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I'm sorry, door. This is the one and only time you'll ever make me cry. - Matty Malaprop

get in,boat,or,oar,ultimatum,else,or else,homophone
Via: Reddit
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It seemed like a good idea at the time, but things got really kayakward when we realized we couldn't paddle through grass... - Matty Malaprop

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