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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop