If You Go Fishing at an Unassuming, Peaceful Lake Near Halloween, You're Gonna Have a Bad Time

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Also, big ups to the guy that just abandoned his girlfriend after inadvertantly knocking her into the lake. The only thing that's getting murdered today is their relationship.

"So, Pretentious Douche at Milano Fashion Week, How Do Like the Work of This Fashion Designer That I Just Made Up on the Spot?"

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Step 1: Take someone's real name who has no relationship with the fashion industry whatsoever.
Step 2: Ask the folks at Milano Fashion Week about him or her.
Step 3: Watch as the person crumbles under the pressure to know everyone and everything.
Step 4: Watch them lie through their Da Vinci porcelain veneered teeth.
Step 5: Enjoy!

Watch Clint Dempsey Go Around Asking People About... Who Else? Clint Dempsey!

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Clint Dempsey may be a household name after the World Cup, but apparently he isn't exactly a "household face" quite yet. Watch as people answer questions about him while being completely unaware of who they're talking to!

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