Well, it wouldn't be boring.

The more you know.

What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don't we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ "Doctor" Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And sprinkles the whole video with a ridiculous amount of dick and sex jokes. What's not to like?

Everybody knows that cake is one of the things that makes a birthday a birthday. If life insurance ads are anything to go by, there’s nothing like those cherished childhood memories of family members singing to you as you blow out the candles. Should anything get in the way of that, it is of course an unmitigated disaster — so when @KahbeloMohlah02 ’s son’s tiered birthday cake started to slip, he was lucky to have a helper to keep it from disintegrating completely. Thank you Spiderman for savi…

Exciting developments in 'Batman: Urban Legends'

Batman's sex life is being heavily debated

About half of us were first exposed to now-famous superhero comics via out-of-context comic panels used as internet memes, but we looked up the original issues and those memes are actually UNDERSELLING the glorious stupidity and insanity of the original stories. Stories like the Joker's "boner" fixation, Captain America's public "wanking," and the time Batman got slap-happy with his little buddy.

What happened to creativity?

Maybe we don't wanna know...

Spoilers, duh.

Memes for the superfans!