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It is officially October, which means celebrating the Halloween season is now completely socially acceptable. During the first few weeks of Spooktober, before Halloween events really start revving up, I like to take time to consume some good old fashioned Universal Monster Movies. I'm talking The Mummy, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Bride of Frankenstein, and how could you forget the ever so furry Wolf Man. I'm of the opinion that the old monster movies are the most superior horror movies. Sure, t…

I have been obsessed with horror movies since I was a kid. I saw a screening of Evil Dead where they squirt blood at the audience when I was 12, and from then on, I was hooked. What I love most about horror movies is seeing things far grosser and scarier than you regularly encounter. Of course, I don't morally agree with the creation of a Human Centipede, but I will definitely watch it and its sequels no matter how objectively bad they are. Why? Because I want to see a Human Centipede. Call me…

How are people NOT afraid of the dark? You don't know what's lurking in there...

If you don't wanna have a scary movie marathon with me this week, then we can't be friends.

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Anyone who doesn't think that Halloween is the best holiday is clearly lying to themselves. Halloween has something for every age: kids get to Trick or Treat, teens go to haunted houses & watch scary movies, and adults get to party the night away. The consistency across all ages during Halloween is that you get to transform into something else through the power of costuming. What could be more novel than that? Christmas is fun…for the kids. I'd say about 75% of the things I hear about Christmas…

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You can find a lot of weird crap on Amazon, including a knockoff Garfield toy called ‘Fat Orange Plush Cat Stuffed Animals Toy, Lifelike Yellow Tabby Cat Kitty Toy for Boys and Girls Children Xmas Birthday Gift.’ The toy advertised is a burned out and possibly alcoholic version of Garfield. If that wasn't cursed enough, Twitter user @PartyPat116 Oh my god my Roomie bought this knockoff Garfield plush off Amazon, and it came like this pic.twitter.com/Z5kK14JpOd — flashy girl from flushing (@Part…

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