Gonna come out looking like a raisin

We still love Donkey though!

Let the water run

Shower on, thoughts turned to 11

It's 420 o'clock somewhere.

I swear Girl Scout cookies have gotten smaller

Wild wild thoughts

Have you ever wondered...

So fresh so clean

We're past reading the shampoo label

Birds: If it flies, it spies.

Tumblr isn't going anywhere

The clock don't stop

Sea of random thoughts.

You know those “deep thoughts” circulating Facebook in crappy template format? The ones that are probably being shared by your drunk aunt or that completely unsubtle girl who is always going through something? Well, it's time they got a bit of a refresh. It seems like it's the most banal sentiments and relatable quips that get emblazoned on t-shirts, or even made into a neon sign for some

My comebacks are just so much better after I've collected my thoughts for 2-5 business days