We live in a society

It's difficult to imagine something more insidious, unreasonable, and unhelpful than American health insurance services. If you're an American, I don't need to remind you. For those of you who live anywhere else, it is so much worse than what you're assuming. In my experience, my first response to any illness or injury is to ignore it. That's an incredibly dystopian sentiment, but it's the unfortunate reality of this country. With all that said, don't expect any dealings with an insurance compa…

To be clear, it isn't that thing.

Oh boy did that manager learn their lesson.

You know, you don't have to message people that you're NOT interested...

The parking drama never ends.

Now there's a Toy Story.

They got wooshed

Living in denial is fun

That reverse culture-shock though

If loving my wife is a crime, officer, lock me up! That is the boomer dad version of the newest Twitter meme . It features the caption “me if [banal thing] was illegal” typically accompanied by a picture of Spongebob being handcuffed by the coppers, his face in agony. This meme format is fun because it's just so easy! I have a long list of everyday things that I could not stop doing, even if they were illegal! They include the following… Me if drinking at least four servings of Diet Coke per da…

“Someone was literally being ripped to shreds and my dumba$s was teehee-heeing over the subtitles.”

Dr. Seuss knew what he was doing

Brotherhood of the traveling polo

There are many unjust reasons why someone might get fired these days. You can get fired for drinking a tea before you pay for it. You could get fired because a Karen demands it . You can even get fired for simply doing what your company asks of you. However, being sick is one of the cruelest reasons for being terminated without pay.

They clearly know something we don't