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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

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Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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Ever since President Obama debuted the White House's home-brewed honey ale, people have been hounding him for the recipe. After a petition on "We The People" failed, a Reddit user decided to submit a request under the Freedom of Information Act. Do you think Obama will do it?

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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

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You're the only buoy I've ever loved. - Matty Malaprop

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