poop

Via: Paul Henry
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Also that's a fun calling in sick from work excuse we should all use at least once. 

Yahoo Answers question that someone asks about how they can get away with pooping in the litterbox.
Via: Yahoo Answers
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Yahoo Answers Logic Is Flawless

Leave it to Yahoo Answers to be the place for someone trying to settle some kind of score with their cat, by pooping in their litter box, but without getting in trouble. A keen eyed user on Yahoo Answers responds to the call and recommends that he first poop next to the kitty litter, and then progress to pooping in the litter box as a step upwards. This would certainly work excellent if the person asking the question was a cat, but pretty sure cats can't actually use Yahoo Answers in an capacity. And if they did, no way a cat can spell that well.

find out how much money you make pooping at work
Via: plumbworld
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Have you ever found yourself sitting in the stall at work and thinking "ah yes, someone is paying me actual human monies to drop a deuce right now," but not known exactly how much you're ripping off your company while you rip one? Now you can know with certainty!

Plumbworld has created a very helpful calculator that'll tell you just how much money you're earning on the john. Just add your annual salary, plus how many times you visit the toilet for how much time. Odds are you're probably making a couple bucks a day on the crapper.