Anyone with half a brain would know that you can't just pick trees out of the ground like a flower when you feel like it. They have roots, they're big, and they are heavy. Plus, they change with the seasons, and sure, they're prettiest when they bloom, but life isn't always pretty. Get used to it. One woman was absolutely aghast when arriving at a hotel whose trees had no leaves on them. Imagine, the horrors! How could it be that the leaves fell off? Anyway, this woman told the hotel clerk that…

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Daffodil season

Yay or nay

Run away! Flee society! Talk to the moss!

This is a weedy issue

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Let her grow

So much fresh O2 in the house...

Plants are my babies

Being a vegetarian isn't easy. You must make appropriate changes to your everyday consumption with any dietary restrictions. In the case of vegetarianism , it means no meat. That's stating the obvious, but until you've stepped into the shoes of a vegetarian, it's difficult to fully realize how limiting that can be. Meat is the norm in so many cultures. With American food, it's near impossible to avoid. Imagine going to a restaurant, perusing the wide variety of the menu, and then realizing you'…

House plants. They're incredible decorations, a great way to breathe life into a living space, and the perfect impulse purchase. Depending on the plant, they're also a magnificent way to prove to yourself that you're bad at taking care of living things. Some people should stick to cacti and succulents. Whether you start with an ivy plant, spider plant, snake plant, pothos plant, or anything else under the sun, you'll find out quickly just how addicting house plants can be. I'm the proud caretak…

I admire green thumbs. Truly, I do. There's something about most people who are good with plants that just makes them seem more mature, more put together. Like they could maybe handle raising a family, or changing a tire. Then there are my friends who are good with plants. While their apartments may seem pristine, and their grow lights state of the art, some of them can barely afford or use their brain cells to feed themselves. They exist on Clif bars and ramen, while pouring their hard-earned…

Send her to the flower rental department

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