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whoops,phone,rescue
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Ella Birchenough dropped her Blackberry into a storm drain after fumbling to get it into her pocket (don't laugh, we've all been there). Not content with losing it forever, she attempted to excavate the phone herself. Then, in a scene straight out of Every Cartoon Ever, her legs were left dangling while her upper torso was stuck in the drain. Birchenough insisted that she didn't need assistance, but her panicked mother called the local fire department to help get her out safely.

The phone, however, now belongs to the rats and sewer mutants.

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We all know that person (or people) who can't ever seem to put down the phone and enjoy life without a screen between their face and the rest of the world. This is a message for them from Rhett & Link.

Last week master troll Nathan Fielder dared his twitter followers to text their significant others that "I haven't been fully honest with you" and then refuse to respond for an hour. This week he's one upped himself:

Experiment: text your parents "If you think u gave someone an STD is it illegal not to tell them? Asking for a friend." Then tweet response.
Here are the responses:

phone,sti,parents,dating
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FAIL,kids,phone,whale
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You'll never know what hit you when we take our rightful place as your overlords!

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