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Happy Tuesday, denizens of Gotham! We're here to deliver to you some jokes that are genuine jokes. None of that Joker nonsense, really. We're just here to give you top-of-the-line caped crusader comedy content! If you're even a little bit hip to superhero-based media , you know that two franchises dominate the genre in terms of popularity. That would be Spider-Man and Batman. Whether you're partial to one or the other, you've got to admit that the people just love them the most. They dominate e…

It wouldn’t be an overstatement to say 2018’s Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is one of the greatest superhero films of all time. The commercial and critical smash hit success quickly topped many people’s charts. It’s obviously no surprise that the franchise sequel Across the Spider-Verse has set Twitter ablaze. It’s been five years since the first film. Although not surprising considering the degree of craft and care put into the film’s animation, people have been champing at the bit for any…

We all love puns , right? No, No, we don't. Puns can often be the fodder of dull people who desperately want others to think they're clever. I don't want to sit around all day and listen to half-jokes from someone who would rather be witty than be funny. My perfect pun does not make any sense on the most fundamental level. I want a pun that makes people question the art and science of wordplay . Luckily, the latest Twitter meme fits perfectly into my philosophy of pun-making. The viral “Shocked…

We stan the Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland Spider-Man heroes.

Back in 2019, Tom Holland told a story on Jimmy Kimmel of how he allegedly saved the Spider-Man movies. The story goes that, at the time Sony had rights to Spider-Man and was not coming to an agreement with Marvel for them to continue. During this time, Holland apparently was upset that he might not continue his character, so he wrote a heartfelt email to the chairman of Disney , Bob Iger. A few days later, Holland was drunk at a pub with his family when Iger called his cell. Apparently, after…

We don't know what they spent on Spider-Man: No Way Home but...Cracked spent a lot less. Their clever take on the action-packed trailer is a lot more boozy , features a lot more drugs, and a very appropriate avocado. You'll see what we mean.

It's all in good fun.