A recent Presidential Press Release has Obama outlining a bold economic strategy to save our nations declining GNP. And, I have to admit, I'm behind him 100%. With this brave new plan each and every one of us can prove we're better writers than Stephanie Meyer. Now that's something that can bring a country together.
If you look really closely, you can see that this might have been edited, as if the President didn't actually sing this song in one continuous speech.