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conversation double meaning literalism noun spruce trees verb
By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop

adjective cooler double meaning Hall of Fame literalism noun
Via: Punblr
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I mean, perhaps if he'd provided an object for comparison then maybe his statement would ring hollow, but as it stands it's really just a truism.

adjective angry character coffee double meaning lolwut name nintendo noun peppy starfox Staring video game
By Bendyrulz (Via: NoPUNintendo)
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... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop