When I was in high school, I was literally addicted to the 80s radio station. Even though I was birthed into this world in the 90s, these songs defined my teenage years. One of the most intriguing moments of this 98.7 KLUV era was when my sister and I discovered that our drive to school took up the entire runtime of the hit long song, American Pie. One day, the song began playing on the radio right when we started driving to school. By the time we pulled into my parking space, the tune memorial…

Ring ring

Give me mental illness but make it ✨aesthetic✨

We wish every millennial who grew up watching 'Goosebumps' a very pleasant evening.

If Y2K is making a come back then where are all of the end of the world parties??

Was it that great?

I can still smell it. I can see it. I can even taste it. The sweet soda flavor and subtle berry-colored tint made Bonne Bell's Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers a cult favorite from elementary school all the way into high school. The lip balm was mentioned all the time in our favorite teen magazines , and the popular girls at school applied and reapplied every five minutes. That sh*t smelled so good. While it took a while for me to convince anyone to buy it for me, once I had it, I was hooked. And I felt…

30 is the new 13! So please don't give us the responsibility of doing our own taxes...

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Adulting isn't as fun as we thought it would be.

Cocomelon could never

If you had a universal remote you were GOD.

Mentally, I'm signing on and off of AIM to get my crush's attention.

RIP AOL chat rooms

Be somebody. Else.

Oh yeah, it's Friday baybay. But does that really matter? The older I get, the less excitement Friday brings. Sure, I can go out and party until 4am without much consequence (like, I won't get fired), but I will also almost certainly feel like utter shit and accomplish none of my personal responsibilities. Moaning and groaning my way through Saturday, and then doing it again as some sort of sick hair of the dog, just sounds…terrible. This means the weekend is just relegated to chores and chill…