A Burger and a King Got Married, and Now BK is Paying for the Whole Wedding

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When an Illinois couple had their wedding announcement printed in a local paper, the fast food giant was quick to hop on social media and find the real couple in question:



A half-dozen puns about the "whopper" of an event later, Burger King tracked down the couple and offered to pay for the entire wedding and provide gifts! You can see their ecstatic reaction from their interview here:



Meanwhile, every single McDonald in the nation is starting to feel like they've been stiffed, and our friend Wendy was unavailable for comment.

News Anchor Does Not Appreciate Being Called ‘The Hamburglar’ on Air

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Former 9am news host Tim Ezell from Fox 2 in St. Louis had an interesting way of introducing his co-host April Simpson one morning, and the old clip has now gone viral thanks to comedian Kevin Hart.

“Welcome back to FOX 2 news in the AM. Time to get you all caught up with the headlines. For that, the Hamburglar,” said Ezell.

The coment seems to catch her a bit off guard at first.

“It is your birthday. I’ll let it pass.” she says afterwards. “No I won’t I’ll get ya later.”

Hart shared the video on his Facebook page Tuesday, where it now has over 2 million views.

Ezell left the station last July to become a full-time minister.

The commenters on Hart’s post are also having some fun with the whole thing as demonstrated by the photo below.

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Dale Hansen is Back to Deliver an Eloquent Takedown of the Racist Signs Recently Seen at a Flower Mound, TX Basketball Game

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Some of you may remember Hansen for his poignant defense of Michael Sam a few months back.

This guy needs to be a senator, not a sportscaster.

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The Story of Link's Life

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A Cleveland News Anchor Drops an Old-School Racial Slur on Lady Gaga's Oscar Performance

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For those out of the loop, "Jigaboo" is an old and rarely-heard slur for people of color. You know, the kind of old ditty your more racist grandma might drop casually at Thanksgiving dinner. The anchor, former Miss USA winner Kristi Capel, later apologized for the statement saying that she didn't know that it was a "even a word."

The Only Hyena That Doesn't Laugh

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No, Reporter Person, His Name is Link, Not Zelda

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