No one opens the door for a native New Yorker

As if a 4.8 magnitude earthquake could stop a New Yorker from getting their Bacon Egg & Cheese from the bodega. HA!

Claustrophobia goes brrr

The bagel shop is a battleground

Also: Jay Z settles the dinner debate.

How scary can it be?

So much could be better

And Just Like That could never compare

What is he trying to say

Americans, if someone was planning to travel abroad to the United States, what advice would you give them? If it were me, I'd recommend that they avoid tourist traps completely. If they were planning to stay in New York, they should avoid Times Square at all costs. It's expensive, overcrowded, and interesting for all of two minutes. Also, don't go to Ohio . That being said, I'm not a tour guide. I can speak for where I've lived and that’s only three states. I don't know the first thing about Fl…

Hotdog Mastery

$3 for a Kraft single though

Next level hating

It's not Canada's fault, it's the world ignoring climate change. But like, what else are we supposed to do?? Memes it is...

Another week of collective outrage.

A questionable idea