As if a 4.8 magnitude earthquake could stop a New Yorker from getting their Bacon Egg & Cheese from the bodega. HA!

Gabagool prices are going to go through the roof!

The comments are pure gold

I discovered sarcasm at an early age. I vividly recall discussing the definition of the word with a fellow second grader, and we determined that sarcasm was “saying something nice in a mean way.” We were pretty on the money, but Merriam-Webster describes it as follows: Sarcasm refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny. Not everybody gets sarcasm. When you have a Saharan dese…