Down with the 1%

It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Please, won't you be my neighbor?

If you want something done, do it yourself

These people didn't play their cards right when trying to mess with one of their neighbors who happened to be a hard-headed woman. They were selling their house, and were furious that this woman had the nerve to have boxes scattered across her driveway. The woman was just reorganizing her garage, but these people didn't care. They called up the HOA, which was the very last thing that they should have done… Haven't you ever heard of polite conversation? Not that they had a chance at that either,…

Fighting fire with fire

Gene is no good

Imagine your neighbors are noisy. Not just any kind of noisy, but the vacuuming at 3 am, stomping, and yelling at odd hours kind of noisy. Starting to get the picture? Good, because these neighbors that OP described were the absolute worst. Besides the noise disturbances late at night, these neighbors also made false claims regarding internet usage, which for some reason, affected OP. The thing is, a question arises. If you get someone evicted, are you potentially leaving them homeless? Will yo…

Parking in front of your house is such a crime

One neighborhood resident took things way too far after her neighbors cut down the big, white oak tree in their front yard that was, one hundred percent on their property, and also, one hundred percent on its way to a better world. What I am saying is, that the tree was proclaimed as ‘not going to make it’ by an arborist who came to check out the tree after the tree remained barren during Spring. All the other trees were sprouting leaves, but this great white oak tree was sprouting nothing. Lef…

Bah humbug to the buzzkill

Just leaf him alone

'Honestly, I'd buy a second 12 foot skeleton'

Stepford Wife vibes

Nobody likes getting wrongfully accused, but everyone likes a dash of petty revenge

Dude, chill

Out here in New York City, most of us have too many neighbors to bother getting to know them. or communicate with anyone. While there are a few neighborhood or block associations that strive to bring the community together, but they can be pretty insular. People in my neighborhood don't use sites like Nextdoor to communicate. It's usually a quick "How ya doin?" or, when something is amiss, a quick complaint session on the sidewalk. Thanks to the Internet, we know that this is not the case in th…