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Reality: Checked

More money more problems

I'll just get the maid to do it

Guess there wont be a second date

And I thought eggs were expensive...

Also: Jay Z settles the dinner debate.

Where's the common sense?

don't be that friend

"We were skint"

They know it all

Jackpot!

Millions of dollars-worth of hopes and memes

There is no surefire way to get a recruiter to be honest with you about the salary range they're hiring within. That's the kind of information they want to keep private, usually for the purpose of lowballing interviewees if they can. Sure, there's the occasional recruiter who wants to give you a salary at the top of the range, but that really only happens when they're incredibly generous, you're literally the most qualified person in the world or both. Those factors rarely come together, so you…

Mildly infuriating

Stanford Prison Experiment 2.0