Sung to the tune of Christmas things!
MONTY PYTHON taking a spear to the knee since 1970
I USED TO BE A SOLDIER IN AFGHANISTAN but then I took a lance to the knee
But then I took an arrow to The Knee, and it spent all of my money, rendering me unable to adventure since I couldn't pay for gear. - Matty Malaprop
ARROW IN THE KNEE IS HIGHLY OVERRATED