That was fast

The grind never stops

It seems like it's relatively uncommon for people to quit after their first day of work. You spend so much time applying to jobs, and once you finally get one, you want to stay for at least a while to feel the thing out. Usually, the first few days at a new job are the most difficult, and once you get into the groove of things, it's much smoother sailing. However, there are some exceptions to this rule. Sometimes you enter a workplace that is so horrible, with such rancid vibes that you cannot…

Good work

Cruel and unusual

Make it make sense

I love staying in hotels. There's something so fun and novel about living in a clean, liminal place that's not a home or an apartment for only a few days. It makes me feel like I'm starting anew. I love the complimentary breakfast, even if the eggs are super watery. I love the social awkwardness that comes with standing in an elevator with a bunch of strangers, shuffling around to stand in the right positions. I love going down to the lobby to get some snacks. If I could be Eloise and live at a…

Is that still controversial?

Lies and vicious rumors

Spoiler alert: it's most of them

Enough is enough

Is that such a crime?

They had the audacity to ask them to take the negative review down

Intergenerational crime

Just following orders, boss

The only scenario in which not wanting pizza makes sense