Have you ever wanted to stick it to the man, but you’re too much of a coward to do anything that may have repercussions? Of course, you have! Same here. I’m about as cowardice and counterculture as you could imagine. Sometimes it’s fun to break the rules. Don’t remove the tag from the mattress? Don’t mind if I do. No running near the swimming pool? There’s a reason that rule is in place, so at most, I’m probably going to fast walk, but that’s still kind of close to running. There’s a certain fe…

Brutal as f*ck.