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You know how it goes, you're getting in the mood with your SO preparing to do the horizontal tango and things are starting to heat up. You feel like you should say something to bring the tension to another level but you're not quite sure what to say. Do you resort to a cliche? Do you not say anything at all? Or do you go with your favorite movie quote?

The last option might never be a good move, especially so if you don't know the person all that well. However, if your SO has a great sense of humor these might just work in your favor. 

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Ah, the good old tired, grouchy post-Super Bowl Monday morning, where we're all sleepily wading through a sea of bleary-eyed, burned out boozehounds with solidly pulverized livers, hating themselves as much as they already hated Monday. Or maybe you couldn't give less of a turd about last night's game or football in general. That is unless, you're a Patriots fan. In that case you mos def called in sick to work because you're probably still drunk right now, wrapping up an extensive bottomless mimosa and/or Bloody Mary-soaked brunch, to keep the celebration from last night's last call, going. Either way, the memelords of the world had a lot of material to work with after last night's massive comeback by the Patriots, to beat the Falcons in overtime. These memes in particular, didn't fail to keep us entertained. 

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I need more of these Sims 'dumps' in my life, dude. If only I could've better document/been aware of how outright perverse and seven kinds of crazy this game was, while playing it as a kid. Because I absolutely don't play it as a current self-proclaimed manchild. *laughs in sims*

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These parents are cruel and unusual, and not at all trying to help their children, as is evidenced in the kids' justly distraught faces.

So read through and enjoy these distressed children and asshole parents.

Meanwhile, we'll just keep being glad that we don't have kids. 

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People went to town with what they thought things should be called. 

Let's be real, some of these just plain old make more sense. Besides, who doesn't like puns?

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Hilarious, offensive or motivation? How you view these are up to you.

I'm going to go with hilariously motivating because as I sit here at my computer writing this, I can't help but glance down at the mass I've been cultivating around my midsection. We've had some great times, but it might be time to hit the gym.

Anyways, here are some funny gym advertisements. 

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 Since his days as Sulu on Star Trek, George Takei, has been an active spokesperson for the LBGT community.

From his Twitter account: "Some know me as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek but I hope all know me as a believer in, and a fighter for, the equality and dignity of all human beings."

Well, there's one thing for sure. George Takei is a grade-A certified savage, and is not a man to be trifled with on the internet. Any kind of trolling or deprecating comment directed at equal rights will be met with witty sarcasm veiled in cheery disposition. George has a treasure trove of these remarks, these are just a few. 

But we have to ask, who the hell doesn't like brunch?


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