Watch This "Martial Arts Film Noir" Condemning the Progressive Feminist Values of Modern Society Made by a Canadian Pickup Artist

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Complete with fedoras, badly choreographed martial arts sword fighting, and a woman-hating protagonist who tries to look like Humphrey Bogart, but ends up looking like a B-movie supervillain. Enjoy.

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